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wThursday, August 29, 2002


Things can only get better I feel,
but something stirs in the universe,
I am a little afraid of it.
The last time I drove this route
I was ran off the road by a semi just outside of Vegas.

Coming in to the city, the skyline was lit up by showers of lightning bolts.
A spectacular sight.
The electric city lit up by electricity at night.
It reminded me of the Emerald City, it looked so ethereal

But no rain
it was weird
got a few miles out of town and stopped to get gas.
Walked into the Quik Mart
and remarked, "Wow, no rain, weird huh"

Within 10 seconds,
it sounded like a parade of midgets swing dancing on the roof.
It was raining so hard I couldn't even see our truck anymore.
(It is a big ass truck)

We looked at each other amazed that my words produced this fury.
I told the boy to get the truck and pull it up.
He said No, Just run.

I turn to the cashier and said give me a bag.
Well Ok, he said, but I don't think it will fit over your head.
Not for my head, for my purse!

Ran to the car
and in those 7 seconds
my entire body was soaked
it was trippy wet and hot out

We looked at each other laughing
should've realized it was a sign.

After we got back on the freeway
I got a little edgy on the two lane road as we could barely see
the cars in front of us.

I noticed the one in front of brake and get closer and closer
I braced myself and noticed the semi to my right easing over to our lane.
I reached over, grabbed the wheel and yanked it left.

That put us into the rocky divide
bouncing up and down,
the semi not more than a foot away.

The truck finally eases back to the right
and we pop back up narrowly missing a huge boulder.
I look back and there is a semi sprawled sideways into
a car smushed up against the hill bordering the road.
It was like a flash
of lightning
and then it was over

I said
are we dead?
How about we stop?

so we did, in Mesquite
saw an Elvis impersonator in the lounge
and then bowled a couple games at the in-hotel alley.

It only got worse.
believe in the signs.

Hope everyone has a killer weekend.
Take some time to jot down your 100 things
or 20 as Chris and Alfred have abridged (lazy fucks, love ya)
and e-mail them to me. Try it, you'll like it!

I'm out





posted by meesh at 5:14 PM


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please please please let me get what I want,
Lord knows it would be the 1st name

I did the whole no archive, publish, weekly archive republish
a fine mess this is

not really I have bigger worries
I am outta here, Vegas tonight baby
tomorrow this time I will be driving through Utah on my way to Aspen

Serenity Now!!! Serenity Now!!



posted by meesh at 11:12 AM


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100 Things about Meesh


1. I was born in Oxnard

2. I have never lived away from the ocean. (more than a mile) Ok, once.

3. Sometimes I invoke a british accent when I am buzzed. 

4. Haleiwa, HI was the best place I ever lived. 

5. I have lived in 6 places in 27 years (Oxnard, Hawaii, Santa Barbara, Belmont Shore, Huntington Beach, and Aspen) 

6. I really like how it feels when I hold my cat naked.

7. I was the spelling bee champion in my county in 1985.

8. I want have my own restaurant one day. 

9. I love Fiji and Gerolsteiner (water). 

10. My favorite sandwich is mozzarella, sundried tomatoes, and pesto. 

11. If I had to pick only one kind of food to eat for the rest of my life, it would be Mexican. 

12. My favorite movies are The Wizard of Oz, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Princess Bride and the Breakfast Club. 

13. I was the only girl in Calculus my senior year. 

14. I used to ditch church and spend the offerings at the arcade. 

15. I told my best friend Freshman year that I did “it” (I didn’t), just so she would do it and tell me about it. 

16. I like earthquakes.. 

17. Sometimes, I pee in the Jacuzzi. 

18. Once in the 5th grade, I ate a McDonalds cheseburger in 4 bites. 

19. I drinks lots of nonfat milk.

20. I know all the words to LL Cool J’s I Need Love

21. The phrase “A satin glove covering an iron fist” describes me rather well. 

22. I loathe Diet sodas. 

23. I get Playboy, Travel & Leisure, Food and Wine, and Bazaar in the mail every month.

24. Hemingway and Anais Nin are my favorite authors. 

25. I have size 10 feet.

26. I love to sleep and dream, but also like to stay up all night and watch the sun come up. 

27. I like flannel sheets.

28. My cat’s name is Chairman Meow. 

29. I studied Communication and Chinese at UC Santa Barbara.

30. Once, I dated 4 guys in a row named Mike

31. I love the airport, everyone coming and going places.

32. I don’t like to talk on the phone. 

33. I love to get postcards. 

34. My favorite European city is Prague. 

35. I collect snowglobes.

36. I named 2 of my old dogs Coda and Kashmir (after Led Zeppellin) 

37. I LIKE Martha Stewart. 

38. I used to have my tongue pierced and I remember I did it the day the singer of Sublime died and I was supposed to see his show in Ventura that night.

39. I have excellent penmanship. 

40. I can sign The Wind Beneath My Wings. 

41. I dig Hello Kitty

42. I want to have chickens one day

43. Sometimes I have a real fucking potty mouth. 

44. I think taking out the trash is a man’s job and refuse to do it. 

45. I have a crooked smile. 

46. When I was 15 I crashed a scooter into a wall and split my chin open. Have not been on a motorcycle since.. 

47. I have never had cyber or phone sex. 

48. Sometimes, I play Monopoly online under the name MeeshN8R 

49. I like to save my quarters. 

50. I have only had one Valentine in my life, in 1998. 

51. I really like 1st dates, but have not been on a second one in over a year 

52. 3 is my favorite number 

53. I kick ass at Scrabble. 

54. It is hard for me to go to the store and not get 3 kinds of cheese.

55. I once saw No Doubt, 311, and Sublime play together in 1993 . 

56. Johnny Knoxville asked me to marry him in Amsterdam last year (I said no).

57. I like clothes without buttons or zippers, only drawstrings. 

58. I like to wear clothes that are blue and gray. 

59. I could swim before I could walk. 

60. I pop my gum. 

61. I learned to shoot pool in bars when I was 8. 

62. I am NOT a morning person. 

63. The best way to get me out of bed is to bring me coffee or cook bacon. 

64. I have been arrested 3 times 

65. I got kicked out of an assembly Sophomore year for laughing (2000 people and just little me). 

66. I like to draw with Sharpie markers

67. I wanted to marry Ricky Schroder. 

68. I went by Missy up until mid-college. 

69. I can’t stand Jay Leno or Rosie O’ Donnell. 

70. I have every Smiths and Morissey CD released in the US. 

71. The first concert I ever went to was Oingo Boingo. 

72. The first record I ever owned was the Jungle Book (first music record: Grease). 

73. Once when I broke up with my boyfriend, I stuck his toothbrush up my butt and took a Polaroid, and then sent it to him a month later.

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4. I love vintage posters by Alphonse Mucha, Toulouse-Lautrec, and Villemot.

75. I like to peel things.

76. I am really good with directions.

77. I have worn sandals every day since March (or nothing)

78. I love sushi, and I like just plain or seared tuna sashimi or also Philly Rolls

79. I really like spicy foods.

80. I don’t often make friends with people because I hate to let them down.

81. When I get mail, my computer says, “Greetings, Exalted One”

82. I have to read at least a half hour before bed

83. When I was a kid, the Chronicles of Narnia and Little House on the Prairie series were my favorite books.

84. I cried at My Dog Skip, but not Beaches (not even close)

85. If I have a little girl I wan to name her Zoe Helena.

86. I am a pretty darn good cook if I do say so myself.

87. Going to the animal shelter makes me cry.

88. I am listening to John Denver right now.

89. I had a crush on Jamie Wachsman for over 10 years. (I wonder if he knows?)

90. My first kiss ever was at a catholic youth rally in 1986.

91. My parents are still married, and were actually married to other people when they met.

92. I used to watch G.L.O.W., Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling every Saturday.

93. I believe in karma.

94. Once, I registered as a Republican!

95. I was a goodwill ambassador to Japan in 1992 and 93.

96. I won an award for my speech in 1993 on Legalizing Marijuana.

97. I buy Lotto tickets.

98. I represented myself in court twice and won both times.

99. My mom is 5 feet tall, and I am 5 foot 10 (lots of milk and bare feet)

100. I want to be a cult leader.





posted by meesh at 11:04 AM


wWednesday, August 28, 2002


Richard IS the "Yankee Blogger" and here to forth shall be referred to as the "Founder of 100 things about 100 Bloggers in 100 days", he even made a really cute little logo and everything. The Yankee/founder of 100 things/Richard is from North Hollywood and is a 9.4 on HotorNot (they are a tough crowd, I am sure he is closer to a 10).

I had fun reading about the readers of his sight, as they are unlike most of the people I have come across on blogdom so far. It seems to make the world a smaller place, knowing that there are people out there who are different yet the same as you in some ways.

I will say it again, God Bless the Internet and God Bless the Yankee Richard.
Wait can I say God?
God damn right I can.

posted by meesh at 11:51 PM


wTuesday, August 27, 2002




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I bought a Jack La Lane juicer off of HSN last night. Can't wait to get it in. I have so much frozen fruit in my freezer, I might have to open up my own damn smoothie shop soon.


Saw the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen before as well. It was like a spray or something that set your makeup, basically like a shellac for your face so your shit doesn't start sliding down at the end of the day. I couldn't believe it. If you need a shellac for your face you have bigger problems than mascara running.


Leaving for Jazz Aspen Snowmass fest on Thursday afternoon. woohoo. It is actually at Buttermilk, not Snowmass. Hmmm? Basically going to see my boy G. Love, but Macy Gray, Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, and Phil Lesh are bonuses. The setting should be unreal. Ahhh, Labor Day... Weekend after is the San Diego street fest. We are on it, should be close to out of control.

funny for five minutes (or less):

You grew up in the 80's if... yes, all of the above
Squirrel Taxidermy self explanatory
EMO girls
eRROR 404 have 2 actually read it
PunkRock Aerobics coming to a town near you
Jay and Silent Bob Soundboard sup sluts?

useful:


Sin all you want! get out of hell free!
Best 6 sex positions(the amazing butterfly!)
Lonely Attractive Inmates



posted by meesh at 5:14 PM


wMonday, August 26, 2002


My weekend - OK, well it went something like this:

Bitch, bitch, bitch, blah blah blah, complain
Why don't you shut up and come over her and eat my kitty
Ok, Meesh.

Who wants mind-blowing orgasm after orgasm?
Oh! Me! I do! I do!

Who wants furry handcuffs and stainless steel vibrators?
I do! I do!

How about a jacuzzi and then after that I'll rub your feet?
Sounds good!

Want to watch Amelie while we enjoy God's gracious green?
Sure!

How about we make a tent in the living room and tell ghost stories by flashlight?
Cool! Let's do it!

Hey want to see what happens when we take these little pink pills?
Okay!

What can I make you for dinner tonight Meesh? Anything you want.
Anything I want? Damn, those are the magic words...

Pretty close to that anyway. Left out that on Friday, went to Barfoot for dinner, with a dozen or so people. Half models, half ballers. After that went to the Beauty Bar/Star Shoes in Hollywood and a few other holes. Went back to Mickey's house (yeah, Mouse) afterwards and talked F ing poilitics until we all hated each other.

After the sun came up, it was like, do I pass out until 2 in the afternoon, or jet home to Ventura and hit the beach? The beach won out, and good choice it was. Glassed off in the afternoon, and there was a sick little sandbar at the Shores with only 2 guys on it. Nice.

I love my life.

posted by meesh at 4:32 PM


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New and useful word of the day: Blockake - need I say more?

Blockake - verb- to block the bukkake (not the Kitty!)

posted by meesh at 10:01 AM